I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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