I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
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