one two three fourrrrnication!
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
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Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
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Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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