No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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