I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Randomize
