i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
The Olympian is in my bed
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