Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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