Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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