IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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