i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
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thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
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I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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