You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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