I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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