I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
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Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
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Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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