Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
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