I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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