i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
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