Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
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Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
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My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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