I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
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This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
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He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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