Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
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I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
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I need moral support for this bender
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.