i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Everything about him screamed your future.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
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do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
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I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize