last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
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We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
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Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.