i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
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