dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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