its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
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You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
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Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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