Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Randomize
