Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
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Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
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Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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