I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
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