Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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