I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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