it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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