gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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