what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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