The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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