its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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