thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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