The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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