Just mADE A PArabola og urine
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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