Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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