your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
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who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
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Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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