what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
