The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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