hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
one might say we're banned from that church
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
tell me about the fingering
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