He is such a slut. More and more my type.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
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