Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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