her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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