At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
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You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
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My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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