i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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