No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
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