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So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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