I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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