covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
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they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
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Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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