can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
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i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
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Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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