Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
accomplished twins. life is a go
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
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You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
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Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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