my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
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