...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
