I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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