The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
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is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
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I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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