I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
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