Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
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If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
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Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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