I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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