i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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