I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
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besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
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I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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