Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
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He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
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i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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